Greetings fellow netizens!
Branden's friendly Out of Office Assistant here to help you. Branden will be out of the office on Monday, October 27. He'll be able to return your calls on Tuesday and Wednesday as he will be hitting the road until Thursday. He's also instructed me to tell you that if you have something urgent, you should reach out to XXX at YYY-YYY-YYYY, or email at ZZZ@ZZZ.ZZZ. Did you see his crazy posts from the PCI Europe meeting? If not, point your browser here: http://blogs.verisign.com/securityconvergence/.
So here I am, straight laced and smiling!
Oh, and as Branden always says.... "Thanks, and have a security conscious day!"
Monday, October 27, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
The Fifth
Hello all you gentle emailing folk!
Branden's friendly Out of Office Assistant here to help you. Branden is traveling all day back from Europe and will respond to your inquiry during normal business hours (CDT) on Friday. He's also instructed me to tell you that if you need something urgently, give XXX a call at YYY-YYY-YYYY, or email at ZZZ@ZZZ.ZZZ. He also wanted me to plug his blog, AGAIN, at http://blogs.verisign.com/securityconvergence/.
That's all. No poker, no roulette, no sports gambling, and no fun. Just me, here for you.
Oh, and as Branden always says.... "Thanks, and have a security conscious day!"
Branden's friendly Out of Office Assistant here to help you. Branden is traveling all day back from Europe and will respond to your inquiry during normal business hours (CDT) on Friday. He's also instructed me to tell you that if you need something urgently, give XXX a call at YYY-YYY-YYYY, or email at ZZZ@ZZZ.ZZZ. He also wanted me to plug his blog, AGAIN, at http://blogs.verisign.com/securityconvergence/.
That's all. No poker, no roulette, no sports gambling, and no fun. Just me, here for you.
Oh, and as Branden always says.... "Thanks, and have a security conscious day!"
Friday, October 3, 2008
The Fourth
Greetings!
I will be out of the office today (Friday, October 3) having conversations like the one at the bottom of this email! My friendly Out of Office Assistant has been given some unpaid leave after another unfortunate incident resulting from the Internet always being plugged into his brain, and should be here to help you later in October when I am traveling abroad. Hopefully that twelve step program is working.
If you need something urgently, give XXX a call at YYY-YYY-YYYY, or email at ZZZ@ZZZ.ZZZ. If you are bored, why not check out what wacky links are in my most recent blog post (http://blogs.verisign.com/securityconvergence/)? I promise you, you won't be disappointed (and you might even be motivated to buy a hammer).
Thanks, and have a security conscious day!
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"November Niner One Niner Lima Alpha, traffic is a 747 at your twelve o-clock closing fast. Expidite your climb to seven thousand, five hundred and turn left to zero-niner-zero."
"Roger Approach, expidite climb to seven thousand, five hundred, turn left to zero-niner-zero, Niner Lima Alpha."
Hrm... expidited climbing turn in a light sport plane? We better start flapping our arms.
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I will be out of the office today (Friday, October 3) having conversations like the one at the bottom of this email! My friendly Out of Office Assistant has been given some unpaid leave after another unfortunate incident resulting from the Internet always being plugged into his brain, and should be here to help you later in October when I am traveling abroad. Hopefully that twelve step program is working.
If you need something urgently, give XXX a call at YYY-YYY-YYYY, or email at ZZZ@ZZZ.ZZZ. If you are bored, why not check out what wacky links are in my most recent blog post (http://blogs.verisign.com/securityconvergence/)? I promise you, you won't be disappointed (and you might even be motivated to buy a hammer).
Thanks, and have a security conscious day!
*****************
"November Niner One Niner Lima Alpha, traffic is a 747 at your twelve o-clock closing fast. Expidite your climb to seven thousand, five hundred and turn left to zero-niner-zero."
"Roger Approach, expidite climb to seven thousand, five hundred, turn left to zero-niner-zero, Niner Lima Alpha."
Hrm... expidited climbing turn in a light sport plane? We better start flapping our arms.
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